
Quite possibly, the most shameless person in the history of mankind. (Thanks Kramer)
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This now opens the door for Ray Lewis's puff piece interview in "If I'da Stabbed Those Guys, It Would Have Gone Down Like This" magazine.
Posted by: Maine | November 15, 2006 at 11:02 AM
Who more shameless, O.J., or the POS that greenlighted this taste abortion?
Posted by: daveNYC | November 15, 2006 at 11:25 AM
Time to re-read JERLOMA'S suicide pool winning post.
Next up:
If I had Sex With Her....by Bill Clinton.
If I Had Opened a Chappaquiddick
Car Wash... by Ted Kennedy.
If I Was A Whore... by Paris Hilton.
Posted by: ddd | November 15, 2006 at 11:45 AM
Maine, After you read that one, peep "How I'd get tore up and run a bitch down w/ my car" By Leonard Little, it's a fuckin classic, and it has pictures too. Or everyones favorite "What I'd do if I hypothetically lost a pick-up football game to some highschool kids in the park" By Laurence Phillips, I love how he goes in depth about whether or not he'd have gotten to the park in a stolen car, and how a car can be used as a weapon, hypothetically of course.
Posted by: The big O | November 15, 2006 at 11:46 AM
I can't put down "If I Was to Start a War For Made Up Reasons" by George Bush. Well, whoever wrote it for him.
Posted by: SLaird22 | November 15, 2006 at 12:06 PM
"If I Was an Evil Cyborg Sent Here From Outer Space to Destroy the World" by Dick Cheney
"If I Was a Raving Lunatic" by Tom Cruise
"If I Was a Drunken Bigot" by Mel Gibson
"If I Was a Pillow-biting Homosexual Hypocrite" by the Reverend Ted Haggard
Looks like FOX is going to have a really big season ahead!
*Gotta run now. Heading over to Barnes & Noble to pre-order my copy of OJ's book.*
Posted by: lattalayne | November 15, 2006 at 12:22 PM
"If my lover was Kenny Chesney" by Peyton Manning
Posted by: The big O | November 15, 2006 at 01:22 PM
I prefer to read books with some history behind them. Personally, I thought "What Marilyn's Titties Probably Taste Like," by Jack Kennedy was fantastic.
Posted by: Maine | November 15, 2006 at 02:07 PM
I see where you're comin from Maine, that was a good read and all but the sequel was better what was it called??? oh yeah, "If I did have that bitch killed" By JFK. Classic.
Posted by: The big O | November 15, 2006 at 02:56 PM
Check the kids section of your local bookstore for the classic "If I Had Know About Representative Foley's Prediliction for Predatory Pedophelia" by Denny Hastert. Great bedtime reading for the kids. Especially the text messages.
Posted by: NauT | November 15, 2006 at 03:28 PM
I was watching all the news channels today. Most seemed to not take it too seriously. (How could you?), but the political arm of the republicans said critics said it would be a huge hit.
Posted by: Lincoln | November 15, 2006 at 09:37 PM
seriously laughing my ass off Maine.
Posted by: Babu | November 16, 2006 at 01:21 AM