"He was masturbating himself as he was going down that street."

And you thought cell phones were a problem. Check out the details on the latest arrest of Minnesota Timberwolf Eddie Griffin who apparently was inspired by Frank's "42nd Street, Transfers to the B&J Line" post.

On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis.... Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast....

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

Given that his field goal percentage was about 30% last year, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Griffin wrecked before he hit the money shot.

Who does that? (Triple shot of JD to The Swamp's Mtownpeter.)

Comments

[TPP]

That is excellent. Is he married?

"Masturbating himself"? In case you were confused.

Some where Kevin Garnett's head just exploded.