Check out Danny and his new bride, 30 YEAR OLD (!) Rosy Pedromo.
How did they meet, you ask? She was a parent of one of his teammates on the shamed (and disbanded) Rolando Paulino All-Stars. A parent!...of his "little league" teammate! And he was putting the moves on her while he was pulling his Steve Nebraska routine in WIlliamsport, PA. Just how old is this kid anyway?
Anyway, if you are a Major League GM, you may want to keep this guy out of your clubhouse. I mean, only a fictional team could survive Ricky Vaughn sleeping with Roger Dorn's wife, but could you imagine the pain Alamonte would be in if he was caught turning the screws on Mrs. Pujols, Mrs. Sheffield, or even worse, Mrs. Bonds? Boggles the mind.
Now, I ain't saying she a gold digger...
Posted by: jerloma | May 19, 2006 at 11:05 AM
this guy is fucking retarded, what's the point in being a sports star if you cant use it to get poonani WAAAAAYYYYY out of your league. Millions of men are choking on thier weeties seeing this screaming "you idiot"...Someone please show him a pic of Tiger Woods' wife....
Posted by: Bluehorseshoe | May 19, 2006 at 11:14 AM
I don't really see how the L in MILF can be applied to her.
Posted by: daveNYC | May 19, 2006 at 11:50 AM
She's 30? Okay, I almost buy that.
If he is stupid enough to think that he's got the world thinking he's 19, then he deserves to never catch Tiger-quality tail.
Posted by: Kristal K | May 19, 2006 at 11:58 AM
That's because your name is daveNYC and not daveBx. The pickin's are much more lush on the Isle.
Besides, imagine what she looked like 6 years ago - I'll bet she wasn't such a minger back then.
Posted by: Cozmo | May 19, 2006 at 11:59 AM
Minger...jeez Cozmo you either been listening to your Ricky Gervais podcasts or watchin "the Office" re-runs!!
Posted by: Bluehorseshoe | May 19, 2006 at 12:31 PM
So 5 or 6 years ago she had a 12 year old in little league? That doesnt make a lot of sense.
Posted by: bruce | May 19, 2006 at 02:48 PM
Well, figure for a second that kid would be 16 or 17 now, making her 13 or 14 at the kid's birth, Bruce.
I don't need to point you to clips of the Maury Povich show to prove that such a thing is possible, do I?
Posted by: Cozmo | May 19, 2006 at 03:04 PM
None of which is improving her fuckability.
Posted by: daveNYC | May 19, 2006 at 03:20 PM
I don't really see how you can rip her as a gold digger considering this kid's considering a scholarship at New Mexico Junior College. Says here he never even throws a pitch in Triple A ball, much less the bigs.
Posted by: briandtw | May 20, 2006 at 01:53 AM
"His coach, Mike Turo, said U.S. citizenship is a requirement for the scholarship and that Almonte was planning to get a Social Security card this week."
Was he not a citizen already? Or is that what the marriage was for? Sorry, I'm a little slow.
My next question is, why did it take 5 NY Daily News Staff Writers to write this article?
Posted by: Jack Klompus | May 20, 2006 at 08:25 AM
Reminds me of Nuke LaLouche and Susan Sarandon...wonder if he has to wear her pretty under-things?
Posted by: john pike | May 20, 2006 at 04:26 PM
My next question is, why did it take 5 NY Daily News Staff Writers to write this article?
While we are at it....how many Daily News writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Actually, if you are REALLY bored in a long commute or, just bored, proofread the News -- my elementary school newsletter had better writers and editors.
Posted by: Kristal K | May 21, 2006 at 10:29 PM