You're a high school lacrosse coach. You decide to join the boys in some hazing. You hold down one of the younger kids. You do so while the older kids hit him up with The Hopoate -- that is, jam their fingers up his ass. Your douchebag lawyer, who should probably be disbarred for being an ignorant fuck, says: "It’s horseplay. It’s guys being guys."
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"It’s horseplay. It’s guys being guys."
No, it's prison play. It's guys being gay. And not Brokeback gay. More like Shawshank gay.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | April 27, 2006 at 11:10 PM
"No, it's prison play. It's guys being gay. And not Brokeback gay. More like Shawshank gay.
And these guys don't get a pass.
Posted by: Jackie | April 27, 2006 at 11:13 PM
Does it help to tell them that I'm not homosexual?
Neither are they. You have to be human first. They don't qualify.
Posted by: daveNYC | April 28, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Jeez, what is it about Lacrosse....I thought the rich upper-classes were only bent fuckers in the UK?? One sport any future Bluehorseshoe junior's will NOT be playing.
Posted by: Bluehorseshoe | April 28, 2006 at 10:47 AM
“It was so light-hearted that the kids broke into the coaches’ (hotel) room that night and retaliated with a glove on. Everyone thought that was funny!”
What fucking planet are these kids on...was this some kinda gay, sado, bonding ritual???
And worse, when your kids think breaking into someones room and digitally raping them is an hillarious good time you gotta think about therapy or something for them. There is a whole team of future Ted Bundy's in that school!
Posted by: Bluehorseshoe | April 28, 2006 at 11:38 AM