Is Jeter More Like A-Rod Than We Thought?

Apparently Derek also comes up short in the clutch. (Props to Frank for tracking down this gem.)

Comments

[hkuszak]

either my links are all screwed up today or this article is about Dwight Gooden.

[Kramer]

Site does not reference Jeter. Site references Gooden.

[Jackie]

I was giving Jeter a hint. He clearly needs to ply the girl with some Yay-Yo.

Link is fixed.

[MM]

Finally, a Catholic Brazilian who's really Catholic, down to her very drawers. Rare these days.
Besides, Jeter's really not that much of a stud to overcome this bombshell's principles. He, like A-Rod, is overly hyped. And well, like wasn't Adriana last dating the Prince of Luxembourg? Royalty supposedly prefer virgins anyway, at least as far as marriage goes. Looks like Adrianna's got her sights set and mind made up when it comes to sex and marriage.

[M. Butler]

Let's not put her on a pedistal without examining Jeter's other options first.

[Flash]

I prefer to skip all rational analysis and simply conclude that this girl was his beard. I bet boutiquing with Down Low Derek for 6 months was a real treat :)

[Bluehorseshoe]

Brazilian chicks always say this kinda stuff...in practice, its a different story

[Elm Tree]

Yeah, Blue, but that would explain why Lenny was engaged to her, but then broke it off soon after the silly reality show with Miss Jessica Simpson aired. I guess catching a few episodes brought him to his senses. I do wonder if, like Miss Simpson, Adriana grants backdoor access, while keeping the front door reserved for marriage.

[Kristal K]

It must have been maddening for Lenny, but I'm with Flash, Jeter is still hung up on A-Rod.

However, thanks to this website, I was able to bond with the Brothers K the other night over which Brazilian model was cuter, Ms. Lima or Alessandra Ambrosio. They claimed the latter, but I still think Adriana defies logic.

So, I'll post the debate: Adriana Lima v. Alessandra Ambrosio -- who wins?

[Cozmo]

Why do all the baseball-minded women on this board hope that Jeet has been trapped in a closet with Rufus?

[soup nazi]

Lima. By a landslide.

[Kristal K]

Coz -- I'm not speaking from a female perspective, just as a Met (we have to hold on to something scandal ridden for NY's golden boy).

But really, his former post-game ritual of picking up A-Rod and telling him that he was the best player to ever wear a Yankee uniform -- if that's not gay, I don't know what is. Especially since I can name about 20 other men off the top of my head who dance circles around A-Rod in the "Best Yankee" department.

[Jackie]

Alessandra Who?

C'mon now Kristal, let's not get crazy.

[Kristal K]

Jackie -- I actually had to google her to find out who she was. She is a beauty, but no Adriana.

[Flash]

I don't actually think he's gay; I just wanted an excuse to call him Down Low Derek. :)