Peyton Manning is a Bum
Fine time for Alex Rodriguez, Greg Norman, Chris Webber, Armando Benitez and Debi Thomas, to make some space for Peyton Manning in the SportsChokers Hall of Fame. Matter of fact, dude should have his own wing.
(Wonder if this page will be making any updates.) (More after the jump.)
Update: Post was made before that bullshit call overturning Pomawafalooloo's pick. Are you friggin' kidding me?
Update II : H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T!!! Somewhere outthere, Joe Pisarcik is smiling. Unfuckingbelievable.
Update III: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess the Idiot Kicker is gonna have himself a very long offseason. Como se dice "Choke" in Canadian?
Update IV: Peyton the Pussy's postgame comments:
"I'm trying to be a good teammate here, but let's just say we had some protection problems."Dude's worse than A-Rod. At least Rodriguez manned up to his shortcomings, and didn't pass the friggin' buck. Disgraceful.
PS: Props to AofG All-Star and DieHard Steeler fan Jerloma. His buddies here at AofG hope he's still alive.
can't believe they overturned that. Didn't make a difference tho, a sack to end it- fitting.
Posted by: aaron | January 15, 2006 at 04:15 PM
Great tackle by Rothlisberger, saved the game/season
Posted by: Nice | January 15, 2006 at 04:31 PM
I've been enjoying watching this man choke since the mid '90s. He's not let me down yet.
Horrible call on that Polamalu interception. I think Tagliabue was on the horn to the booth for that one.
Posted by: Cozmo | January 15, 2006 at 05:04 PM
Still alive. Thanks for the concern JC. Never been through that many range of emotions in my life. Seriously, if the Steelers lose that game, the integrity of the NFL is at stake. I'm spent. Completely spent.
Posted by: jerloma | January 15, 2006 at 05:14 PM
I honestly wouldn't be surprised to hear that a Steeler fan or two had a heart attack today. That game was nuts.
Posted by: Jackie | January 15, 2006 at 05:19 PM
Heart attack? No, Steeler fans are in great shape, man. Check out the Primanti's health club and spa.
Posted by: MelvinJones | January 15, 2006 at 06:07 PM
Did a quick google, Mr. Jones. Looks like that'd be Jerome Bettis' gym of choice.
Posted by: Jackie | January 15, 2006 at 06:12 PM
You're going to have to update again with Peyton's post-game comments, Jackie.
Posted by: briandtw | January 15, 2006 at 06:41 PM
Yeah, I hear you Brian. That type of stuff needs to get it's proper play. Update IV coming up. What a fucking loser.
Posted by: Jackie | January 15, 2006 at 06:59 PM
Gents, I gotta disagree. When it comes to 'All Time Bum', or 'Fucking Loser' one name rises above them all: TYSON. I can't tell you how much $$ I've wasted on him.
Posted by: Killer Marine | January 15, 2006 at 07:11 PM
I love you fucking guys.
Posted by: jerloma | January 15, 2006 at 07:15 PM
if Terrell Owens had said that shit it would be the lead story on sports center. f**k peyton manning
Posted by: DFS | January 16, 2006 at 12:17 AM
and you gotta love Terry Bradshaw for immediately callin him out on that weak shit
Posted by: DFS | January 16, 2006 at 12:19 AM
Heart attack? No, Steeler fans are in great shape, man. Check out the Primanti's health club and spa.
It's true but it so good.
Capicola and cheese sandwich with an Iron City beer...Manna from heaven.
Posted by: jerloma | January 16, 2006 at 10:11 AM
Let's also give major props to Big Ben. While he doesn't have the post-season record like Brady, he's looking more and more like a big game guy.
The only reason the Steelers are a sixth seed is because of the surgery in mid-season.
Posted by: M. Butler | January 16, 2006 at 10:30 AM
I don't know why I keep calling myself MelvinJones. Probably because I made it up for the MJD page. Anyways, as long as Roethlisberger is around, they have a chance every year. And that's the first time in my lifetime you can say that about the Steelers QB situation.
Posted by: SLaird22 | January 16, 2006 at 11:18 AM
My 85-year old grandfather on Buckethead Manning yesterday:
"I can't remember the name of that feller on Indiana. The, uh, quarterback. Anyway, he gives me the impression that he thinks he's better'n everyone else. Makes me want to see him get squashed."
Indeed, old timer. Indeed.
Posted by: Coop | January 16, 2006 at 04:56 PM
It doesn't look like Dungy is ever going to win a Super Bowl.
Posted by: Nominal Me | January 16, 2006 at 06:05 PM
But if he's fired and Gruden takes over, they'll win one.
Perhaps Dungy should admit that he's a professional NFL fluffer.
Posted by: M. Butler | January 16, 2006 at 09:24 PM
Only reason Steelers were a six seed was Roeth's absence. No way do they lose the Jags and Ravens games if he is healthy and starting.
That's a 13-3 team, at worst, if he is healthy, and the game this weekend is about as even as they come.
Posted by: membengal | January 17, 2006 at 06:49 AM
Denver beats Pittsburg heard it here first
Posted by: Kramer | January 17, 2006 at 11:24 AM
Denver beats Pittsburg heard it here first
Well, you're not exactly calling the US over the Soviets in 1980 there. They are like 5 point favorites...no?
Posted by: jerloma | January 17, 2006 at 01:33 PM
Haha yeah you beat me to it Jerloma...change that to 'heard it here '704th'.
Posted by: SLaird22 | January 17, 2006 at 02:35 PM
"I honestly wouldn't be surprised to hear that a Steeler fan or two had a heart attack today."
Told ya so.
Posted by: Jackie | January 17, 2006 at 02:37 PM
Biggest Loser
Manning stays another year to win it all, doesn't and loses the Heisman to a defensive player. Loses every year to a better defense. Jake "the snake" Plummer, loses in Roses Bowl, drafted by the Cardinal, poor bastard, can't win the big games. I say its a tie and the Steelers are going to reap the rewards, you heard it hear 705th.
Posted by: Pasqual | January 17, 2006 at 04:43 PM