"At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."
Bears bangin' little girls. Whose brainchild? Of course, a card-carrying member of the "family values party."
Scooter has the potential to reinvigorate the whole concept of being brutally raped by guys named Bubba while he's counting the hours away in Federal PoundYouUpTheAss Penitentiary.
This is a good career move for him. Couldn't happen to a nicer piece of crap.
Posted by: Scottie | November 08, 2005 at 03:52 PM
young girls and bestiality...wonder if they're making a mini-series of his book...
Posted by: Bluehorseshoe | November 08, 2005 at 05:58 PM
i wonder who libbys source was for that story
Posted by: KHAN-yeezy | November 08, 2005 at 06:32 PM
My tip - Scooter never spends a day in the Pen. Anyone ever heard the words "Presidential Pardon"?
Posted by: Bluehorseshoe | November 08, 2005 at 07:40 PM
Depends on how Shrub want's to be viewed. If he has any concern about a legacy, he might not be so quick to break out the pardon pen.
Look how much hot water Clinton got in, and imagine what the outcry would have been if it had been someone from within his administration.
Posted by: daveNYC | November 08, 2005 at 11:57 PM
I wonder if his mind is as simplistic as is his writing: short, bland, simple sentences. I'm surprised he found someone to publish this really bad stuff. I suspect influence peddling at work!
Posted by: Ann Tye | November 09, 2005 at 05:49 AM
If Marc Rich can get a pardon, anyone can
Posted by: Bluehorseshoe | November 09, 2005 at 05:59 AM
But on the other hand Papa Bush never got a lick of trouble for his last minute pardon of several Iran/Contra participants
Posted by: BillCross | November 09, 2005 at 12:29 PM