It's Official

Mike Tyson has made the leap. Money quote:
"Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood."Thanks Jerloma.
This is the money quote:
"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star"
Ferocity? - isn't that what landed him in jail? Poor Jenna...
Posted by: hkuszak | August 04, 2005 at 12:27 PM
I thought Jenna only performed with her husband? This whole story smells fishy (no pun intended).
Posted by: briandtw | August 04, 2005 at 01:26 PM
I would need to see this.
Posted by: Kramer | August 04, 2005 at 01:50 PM
she only performs with her husband and all those other women? i didnt know that
There were some stealth pics of Mike that made the rounds on the nude celeb pages a few years ago (yeah I check em out..so what?). Mike didnt look like a 14 incher to me
Posted by: dfredsparks | August 04, 2005 at 01:50 PM
Money Quote #3:
"I need the money up front".
Posted by: jerloma | August 04, 2005 at 05:14 PM
"Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry -with his alleged 14-inch manhood."
I'm skeptical. I've found Pedro Fernandez' porn reviews hackneyed and misleading for years, and his "auteur theory" specious...
Posted by: Brian O'Nolan | August 05, 2005 at 12:58 AM
I hope his "performance" lasts longer than his fight with Michael Spinks.
Posted by: Nominal Me | August 07, 2005 at 06:32 PM