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August 04, 2005

It's Official

Mike Tyson has made the leap. Money quote:

"Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood."
Thanks Jerloma.

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This is the money quote:

"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star"

Ferocity? - isn't that what landed him in jail? Poor Jenna...

I thought Jenna only performed with her husband? This whole story smells fishy (no pun intended).

I would need to see this.

she only performs with her husband and all those other women? i didnt know that

There were some stealth pics of Mike that made the rounds on the nude celeb pages a few years ago (yeah I check em out..so what?). Mike didnt look like a 14 incher to me

Money Quote #3:

"I need the money up front".

"Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry -with his alleged 14-inch manhood."

I'm skeptical. I've found Pedro Fernandez' porn reviews hackneyed and misleading for years, and his "auteur theory" specious...

I hope his "performance" lasts longer than his fight with Michael Spinks.

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