Laura Bush at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner:
"The other day I say to George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you've got to stay up later. At 9 p.m. Mr. Excitement here is asleep and I'm watching 'Desperate Housewives.' Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a desperate housewife!"Looks like it, no? Somebody oughta get word to the gardeners.